Post by Linalin on Feb 19, 2005 20:32:17 GMT -5
Have you ever noticed the lack of homosexual characters in videogames? With the increasing gay community and number of non-homosexuals who accept homosexuals, why is there still such a small number of gay videogame characters? Even in the world of Japanese dating/hentai games, there aren't many yuri games and even less of yaoi. Just recently some games have begun to allow gay marriages (Sims 2 and The Temple of Elemental Evil), but even in The Temple of Elemental Evil, there is obvious discrimitnation between homo and hetero. Ask yourself how many actual gay characters do you know of? Personally, I can only think of Ranmaru Mori from Samurai Warriors (who was historically gay), but even he doesn't have any actual gay scenes. That is why I have put together this guide on how to make your videogame character gay.
What you need:
A game and a system...duh
An open-mind - keep an open mind about everything; the characters, the situation,...everything.
Attention to detail - the small things are the most important! If you see just a little thing that doesn't seem hetero-correct, then do it over and over again.
A dirty-mind - pervertedness will be your best friend when trying to make your videogame character gay.
FF5 (thanks to ayuspeed)-
After beating Catastrophe, put a girl character to represent your party (basically anyone who isn't
Butz) then a girl will kiss you for setting her free.
FF7 -
Besides the obvious sexual tension between Cloud and Sephiroth, there is a darkerside to Final Fantasy VII. This is my favorite method to turning Cloud gay.
1. Make sure Don Corneo picks Cloud. For him to pick Cloud, you must make sure that you have all the correct drag items; Silk Dress ('that feels soft' 'that shimmers'), Blonde Wig (beating the guys in the gym at squat thrusts), Diamond Tiara (talking to the materia store owner, spending the night at the inn, n bringing him back the most expensive vending item), Sexy Cologne (give the guy in the bathroom of the bar a 'digestive'), Undergarments (go into one of the Honey Bee Inn rooms), make-up (go into the north room of the Honey-Bee Inn and ask them to put make-up on you). After Don Corneo picks you, give him a little smooch won't you?
2. Even if you don't want Don picking Cloud, go into the Honey Bee Inn like you would if you wanted to. There are two rooms the Group and the &$#%. If you go into the group room, Cloud takes a bath with a pretty large group of men in their bikini bottoms in a widdle little tub. In the &$#% room, Cloud sees an image of himself and passes out. Take note of the squishing and slapping sound effects. When Don picks one of the girls over you, you're stuck in a room with a bunch of horny men. Hang out and talk to a few while they swarm over you.
3. Try on Tifa's Orthopedic Undies!!! This is available in the Nibelheim flashback if you go to Tifa's room and look through her wardrobe.
4. Go on a date with Barret. To do this, you must be a [explicit] to both Tifa and Aeris with your message options, make sure you never have the girls in your party, but always Barret. You can't mess this up even once. When you leave Midgar for the first time, Barret will ask you out. If you keep up the nice to Barret, [explicit] to chicks method, instead of going on a date with Aeris, Tifa, or Yuffie, you will go on a date with Barret. Unfortunately, you don't get to be in the play, but you do get to ride the gondola together. For a more indepth dating guide, go here www.ff7citadel.com/gameinfo/textfiles/ff7date.txt
Metal Gear Solid 2 -
When you get to play as Raiden naked (after he escapes those scientist dudes) just do those naked cartwheels and flips to your fancy. You get to see naked Raiden again almost in MGS3. When obtaining the uniform from Raikov, the guy who looks and attacks like Raiden, shoot him in the crotch to kill him. During your battle with The Sorrow, a naked raiden will walf down the river hiding his privates, complete with bluring.
Kingdom Hearts -
Hump a tree or just continously walk into Leon, Cloud, or Sephiroth...good times. I also have a panty-shot KH guide, if you're interested.
FF8 -
I think it's in FFVIII where if you run and then stop really quick, your whole party bumps into each other. Do this with all the guys in your party.
Tekken 4 -
Fight as Violet using only kicks and only against dudes. Whoo those leather pants!
Suikoden -
While Gremio (who already seems pretty queer) is making stew, tickle him.
Tokimeki Memorial -
You can just almost make your character gay by calling Rei nonstop. Your character even gets attracted to him and mentions that especially in this really nice bumping into him scene, but alas it turns out at the end that Rei is a chic posing as a dude.
Baten Kaitos -
Buy a lot of cucumber magnuses, then beat your enemy with your cucmber (or banana). Also, listen for all those 'harder' voice overs when getting hit
.
Samurai Warriors -
Equip Ranmaru with his long sword he was originally given
with his first outfit (the mini-skirt one), play through his storyline adding a bit of pizazz to his step by jumping around in that little number and watch in the cut-scenes as guys like to touch his face. No work at all.
More to be added later...
What you need:
A game and a system...duh
An open-mind - keep an open mind about everything; the characters, the situation,...everything.
Attention to detail - the small things are the most important! If you see just a little thing that doesn't seem hetero-correct, then do it over and over again.
A dirty-mind - pervertedness will be your best friend when trying to make your videogame character gay.
FF5 (thanks to ayuspeed)-
After beating Catastrophe, put a girl character to represent your party (basically anyone who isn't
Butz) then a girl will kiss you for setting her free.
FF7 -
Besides the obvious sexual tension between Cloud and Sephiroth, there is a darkerside to Final Fantasy VII. This is my favorite method to turning Cloud gay.
1. Make sure Don Corneo picks Cloud. For him to pick Cloud, you must make sure that you have all the correct drag items; Silk Dress ('that feels soft' 'that shimmers'), Blonde Wig (beating the guys in the gym at squat thrusts), Diamond Tiara (talking to the materia store owner, spending the night at the inn, n bringing him back the most expensive vending item), Sexy Cologne (give the guy in the bathroom of the bar a 'digestive'), Undergarments (go into one of the Honey Bee Inn rooms), make-up (go into the north room of the Honey-Bee Inn and ask them to put make-up on you). After Don Corneo picks you, give him a little smooch won't you?
2. Even if you don't want Don picking Cloud, go into the Honey Bee Inn like you would if you wanted to. There are two rooms the Group and the &$#%. If you go into the group room, Cloud takes a bath with a pretty large group of men in their bikini bottoms in a widdle little tub. In the &$#% room, Cloud sees an image of himself and passes out. Take note of the squishing and slapping sound effects. When Don picks one of the girls over you, you're stuck in a room with a bunch of horny men. Hang out and talk to a few while they swarm over you.
3. Try on Tifa's Orthopedic Undies!!! This is available in the Nibelheim flashback if you go to Tifa's room and look through her wardrobe.
4. Go on a date with Barret. To do this, you must be a [explicit] to both Tifa and Aeris with your message options, make sure you never have the girls in your party, but always Barret. You can't mess this up even once. When you leave Midgar for the first time, Barret will ask you out. If you keep up the nice to Barret, [explicit] to chicks method, instead of going on a date with Aeris, Tifa, or Yuffie, you will go on a date with Barret. Unfortunately, you don't get to be in the play, but you do get to ride the gondola together. For a more indepth dating guide, go here www.ff7citadel.com/gameinfo/textfiles/ff7date.txt
Metal Gear Solid 2 -
When you get to play as Raiden naked (after he escapes those scientist dudes) just do those naked cartwheels and flips to your fancy. You get to see naked Raiden again almost in MGS3. When obtaining the uniform from Raikov, the guy who looks and attacks like Raiden, shoot him in the crotch to kill him. During your battle with The Sorrow, a naked raiden will walf down the river hiding his privates, complete with bluring.
Kingdom Hearts -
Hump a tree or just continously walk into Leon, Cloud, or Sephiroth...good times. I also have a panty-shot KH guide, if you're interested.
FF8 -
I think it's in FFVIII where if you run and then stop really quick, your whole party bumps into each other. Do this with all the guys in your party.
Tekken 4 -
Fight as Violet using only kicks and only against dudes. Whoo those leather pants!
Suikoden -
While Gremio (who already seems pretty queer) is making stew, tickle him.
Tokimeki Memorial -
You can just almost make your character gay by calling Rei nonstop. Your character even gets attracted to him and mentions that especially in this really nice bumping into him scene, but alas it turns out at the end that Rei is a chic posing as a dude.
Baten Kaitos -
Buy a lot of cucumber magnuses, then beat your enemy with your cucmber (or banana). Also, listen for all those 'harder' voice overs when getting hit
.Samurai Warriors -
Equip Ranmaru with his long sword he was originally given
with his first outfit (the mini-skirt one), play through his storyline adding a bit of pizazz to his step by jumping around in that little number and watch in the cut-scenes as guys like to touch his face. No work at all.More to be added later...
