Edge + Lita's Wedding

[Linalin]

Guess who missed most of RAW? Bingo! So what happened with the wedding?

[SquallStrife]

Missed it too. Was on vacation. What happened?

[Shelyuki]

I missed it too

Taken from Prowrestling.com:

Lita and Edge, The Marriage:
The ring is decked out as Edge's music hits and he comes to the ring in a black suit with a cowboy hat and things. The bride music hits and Lita comes to the ring barely wearing anything! Her dress is short and her knockers are flying everywhere! She grabs Edge by the hand and they stand before the priest. The crowd boos the crap out of them as the priest tries to speak. He says something about them sharing a story of their love. Edge and Lita look on smiling as highlights are shown. Most of it is of them making out and Kane looking on and crying and whatnot. They start making out as the priest coughs to get their attention. He says they want to now express their love in a spoken word. He then also says there is a large and unusual man who also wants to come here and say something. The crowd cheers, they think it's Kane! It's Gene Snitsky! He stops at a podium with some silly suit on. He says he wrote a special passage for them called "It's not my fault." Snitsky gives off a poem poking fun at Kane and throwing in silly love lines. He ends it with a bay reference saying "It's not my fault, you had a dead bay in your uterus." He poked fun at Kane and erections and so on. He then leaves and they proceed with the vows. Edge places the ring on her finger and Edge says everyone knows him as money in the bank, but she now knows him as money in the sack. The crowd chants "BORING" REALLY loud as Edge finishes his vows. Something about not marrying a 7 foot tall freak. Lita's turn comes up and the crowd chants "SLUT" at her! Lita says a bunch of stuff and says she has never been in love with any man. She says she does not care what these people say, but if falling in love with him makes her a slut, then she is proud to be the slut of the century! The priest does the whole "if there is anybody here who feels...." Speak now or forever hold your peace......

MATT HARDY'S MUSIC HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But they got us again. It was all a joke by Edge and Lita! Edge says he could not resist and says he will explain it to the priest later on at the reception. The priest tries to go on but he stops and says "...our lord JESUS CHRIST!" Kane comes through the ring! He gives Edge a big boot and slaps the choke on Lita but Edge clubs him and throws the priest at him. Edge runs off with Lita and Kane destroys the entire stage as Edge and Lita look on in huge fear. He picks the priest up and brushes him off. He looks at the top of the ramp at Edge and Lita. He then changes his mind on the priest and gives him a tombstone right in the middle of the ring! Kane's pyro hits and he stands in the middle of the ring laughing!


There were pics and video at the official website, but I don't see them anymore.

[Linalin]

Thank you. That was cruel of Edge and Lida to play Matt's intro.

[Jordan]

Yes, yes it was. The look on Kane's face when he came out from under the ring scared the sh!t out of me. >_<