What rebirth do you deserve?

[Linalin]

This is a nice quiz I found from a Buddhist community. Here is the link. Please post your results.

www.dhammadana.org/en/main/test.php



I got a sage.

You are a remarkable person. Your noble and virtuous life attitude is an example to those around you. Your next existence will be easy and your kamma should naturally lead you to increasing detachment from the pleasures of this world. Your painful experiences (experienced in the present life) are to be seen as constant reminders of the futility of investing yourself on anything. You will see more and more clearly the benefits of distancing yourself from this world that, ultimately, only offers you dissatisfaction. Your honesty and your actions always inspired by respect for others will lead you towards a very comfortable existence. You will enjoy a very favourable situation in the deva world, where good things pour on you. Even the smallest pleasures will be enormously satisfying… Inconceivably splendid landscapes will constantly delight you. Your ears will be permanently entranced by melodies that make the works of our greatest composers seem pale by comparison. Each of your senses will be indulged by the most exquisite refinements.

[Jordan]

I got a caged canary.

Is there anything sadder than a little bird confined to a small cage? A bird whose only possessions are a horizontal wooden bar and a cage floor encrusted with excrement, making even less palatable the handful of old seeds, always in the same plastic bowl that is never rinsed, same as the bowl containing soiled, stagnant water. There is no joy in a whole life spent inside this small, filthy cell, without ever being able to go out. Not to mention that huge, monstrous cat who, whenever the humans turn their back, prowls around the prison, sticking his terrifying claws through the metal bars of the cage.

Surprise, surprise. _-_

[Shelyuki]

Same as above

[aondy]

i can not tell a lie, i am a bird locked in a cage
and i thought i was doin good
see kids go through life not careing and in the next life you become cat food

[Curtle]

C'mon! Are you serious?? I'm a WOMAN?!? But...in a favorable situation. Most interesting...

You will be a woman in a favourable situation.

You will again experience a human existence because your kamma is very favourable. You will have a relatively peaceful life, although sprinkled with some difficulties; some thorny patches that will disrupt a little the happy rhythm of your daily existence. You will also have health problems that you won't be able to elude because they are payment for the unskilful actions performed in former lives. Nevertheless, thanks to the compassion that you have developed in the past, you will benefit from the support of many friends in difficult times.

[Jordan]

Haha Curtle, why doesn't your result surprise me?