AIM/YIM/etc. Convo Thread

[Linalin]

Have some interesting convos you'd like to share? Post them here.

Please edit out really foul language, things that'll make the page stretch, and usernames.

[Linalin]

Here's an interesting one I found while looking through some discs. It's interesting because I have no idea why I saved it, it was supposed to be about an away message..., but I have no idea which one sadly. I've had very many good aways. I think that the away message in this convo that says about choc.milk n pants is mine, but for some reason it says it's Shel's, so confusing it's interesting.

S = Shelyuki
L = Linalin

S: lmao at ur info, n i refuse to believe that ur actually wearing pants
Auto response from Shelyuki: hey sup, i'm busy checking my email, wearing pants, drinking chocolate milk, and listening to "love deeper" how many things can you find wrong with that picture?
im me anywho
L: i am and actually everything is wrong in that picture
Auto response from Shelyuki: [bunch of dots] ^.^ I love silence brb
S: ah ic
L: o hey i finally got to at least one of your emails sooooo connect oi owe you some flcls
L wants to directly connect.
S is now directly connected.
L: [images] <cuz u haven't changed the one on your site yet
S: oops k, n thanx
L: no prob
L: all u need is 1 more card
S: yup
L: sooooooo whatcha doin
S: uploadin the cards, chewin on a staple, yea...the usual
L: lol
S: u?
L: hmm i should save my away message twas pretty good
S: yea it was
L: exactly as the away message says
S: o lol
S: ~_~ ew chocolate milk sux
L: XP
S: lol
L: guess what
S: ?
L: kristen voted for you for member of the month
S: haha kewly, peeps dun even kno me but they still kno i'm cool ~_~ decent
L: yeah cuz meesa talk bout you
S: ah i c
S: lol i'm afraid a ms alacia cuz her n my mom talk together soo much i have no idea what she knows about me
S: *of not a
L: lol
L: soooooooo how was your day yesterday?
S: hmmm hold on i forgot
L: lmao
S: oh yea, curt was singing cruel angel thesis's n besides that everything was normal
S: how was ur-a day?
L: lol mine sucked [edit]
L: it sucked soooooo much
S: oo, y's that
L: mother's [edit]ing
L: i need to take a bath, but we don't have a bath
L: so i asked her if i could go to my gram's to take a bath she said no
L: i got pissed
L: she got [edit]y
S: u peeps really need to chilly ~_~ lol, even though i'd get pissed if i couldn't take a bath too
S: ^ hope today's better for u
L: thank you
L: n it will b i'm retreatin to seth's house
S: ah ic
S: hey what were those cards above for again?
L: lmao
S: no...i swear to God i'm serious
L: i forgot too

[Linalin]

Wooooooow, I just found a funny classic. I'll put the whole thing up for download later, but here are some snippets.

S = Shelyuki
L = Linalin
C = Curtle

C: my comp speaks some japonese
L: coolies
C: japan
S: like Paris did today in school
C: yup
L: ...
C: he did!
S: andy: konnici.... Paris: KONNICHIWA! <insert random japanese stuff here> y'da man!
S: *gives andy a hi five*
L: ah coolies
S: yep funny stuff
C: aculis
C: ah coolies in spanish
L: did andy try to dub what paris was sayin
C: nope
S: no, thank gawd he didn't
L: lol
C: actuall, he did
S: ?
C: but quietly
L: lmao
C: i heard him
S: o, i didn't get to hear him
C: don't forget to reattach it
C: talking to lina
L: ..... oro?
C: linalin666: lmao
S: curt that joke took a while to understand
C: don't forget to reattach it
L: -_-

L: coolies
C: that should be a beverage
L: hmmm maybe
C: cheap commercial: Here dude! Have some coolies! *holds drink up to the screen*
L: lol
C: Guy: *takes drink* I feel great! *ices up*
L: you'll never make it as an advertiser
C: nopey
C: dunwanto
S: thas an ugly word
S: nopey
C: this is also ugly:
C: FUNKY FRESH! [x6]
S: k, curt
L: nopey sounds like the constipated 8th dwarf

S: curt's comp: i-don't-even-want-to know-where-that-yogur t-came-from
L: lol
C: i said it!
C: really, it did!
L: lol
C: it was going to kill itself after doing it's last shinji
S: how can a comp do a shinji
L: its got a plug

S: k, i'm back! news: i accidently cut my wrist on a locker, my uncle is in iraq , bethany can't see this text cuz she has bad hearing, curt's game he sent me isn't working right, n my computer lost its virginity to a laptop

S: fuggin horny computer keeps stallin'
L: lol
C: you shouldn't of forced it!
C: it wasn't ready yet!
C: it
C: it's just a kid!
C: pedophile!!!
L: lol
S: ...twas the other comp no me!
S: *not
S: i was just fondling the keys
C: uh huh
L: lol did ya watch?
C: lol!
L: do y'like to watch?
S: yea the screens were goin all crazy, better than later night porno
L: lol
S: hope my computer used a u know what
L: lol
C: adapter?
S: yep
C: i hope so
C: hope it didn't get an ITV
C: internet transmited virus...
S: dun wanna hear the pitter patter of lil' keyboards either
C: lol
L: lol
C: late...
S: my mind is in the gutter, its seriously not comin back
L: we can go fishing for it! *grabs a fishin rod w/ hella sharp hook
S: ;
C: i can spear it instead!
L: have fun
S: vicious peeps
L: yep
C: peeps
S: yea mainly u short red headed one from hell
L: yep all marshmallowy ones
C: send it!
L: [insert lina laugh here]
C: the demonic lina!
S: o yea gotta show u a pic amiga
C: hey lina! Can you make me a cheeseburger?
L: nah shishio can though
L: *summons shishio
C: hey lina! Can you make me a cheeseburger?
C: get back down there!! *close door*

S: o amiga did u get to watch new saiyuki yet
L: yep yep
L: twas coolies
S: yep
L: what the hell did gojyo say bout bein on top i wanna put that in my info
S: i always did better when i'm on top, something like that
L: i wuv u.........................
S: ....
S: wuv u too >.> *hides*
L: will u make sure my tv is bein used
S: k
L: sankyu
S: noko problemosiago <.<
S: i can talk like a japan person!
C: you can't hide your love for each other
L: it isn't love
C: you've already slept together
L: its wuv
S: it's wuv
S: damn type too fast
C: can't hide it
C: slept together
L: -_-
S: ^ what she said
L: well u slept with jeremy
S: yea!
C: somehow
S: so did andy...u bunch o freaks
C: he takes too much space
L: rotf
C: well...uhh...
S: biggie busy double decker dizzy digi gangbang freaks!
C: BETHANY, YOU HAD TO HEADS!!!
S: *two
C: yeah...
L: not really your eyes were on jeremy the whole time then when you looked away u felt dizzy n saw sumthin that wasn't there
S: lol nice explanation
C: i faced away from him all night
L: uh huh *cough cough
C: oh yeah!
L: that's what you want us to think
C: you had two heads
L: cuz you're too dark to even see in the dark
C: one from chaz, one from sheldon
C: *snicker, snicker*
C: i'll give you a minute
S: *thinking
L: wow that reminds me of where chaz was layin i was hella uncomfortable
S: lol
C: think in shinji terms
C: one from chaz, one from sheldon
L: -_-
C: lol
S: -_-;
C: rotf
L: that's not funny although that chaz banged bethany thing was
S: lol
C: actually, it was the other was around
L: it was both ways
L: n no he banged me more than once
S: <.< wait whats goin on?
C: you did it first
L: nuh uh he did first
C: he was helpless
L: liar!
C: am not
L: are too
S: i am!
C: am not
L: i smacked him
C: -_-;
L: he grabbed me n banged me
C: o
C: your right
C: but you banged him pretty hard
L: yep
C: made him dizzy
L: lmao yep
S: i think she died of his butt sex though
C: ROTF
L: yeah he doesn't let up
S: lol
C: jeeze you guys brought the curtain down

S: curt u see chaz's site yet?
C: nop
C: addy
S: www.geocities.co m/chaz_karas/home
S: jesus friends unite lol
C: JUMBO-SIZED peanut heads running around falling cause they can't support the weight of their heads.
C: i can see that
S: -_-; shudd up
C: kid: *head up floor, body sideways* dad, help! *runs in circles with head in place
C: shel: what?!?!
C: beth: dance, puppet!

C: saw two guys kiss on tv
C: nearly dropped dead
S: um...k
L: why u shinji'd too much?
C: ............
L: [insert lina laugh here]

S: strange brig+chaz=couple chaz+bethany=bangers me+amiga=wuvers andy+ugly chick=couple andy+dess=wannabe couple andy+curt=amigos curt+aaron=clones aaron+ms. bensen=relatives
S: crazy mixed up world we live in

L: when i die i hope somebody comes to the funeral. somebody shinjilike. i hope there are big spree full of perverted flowers. and there'll be a [edit] who will read the passages from newtype in my honor and horny girls will cry out my name. and all the people who shinji'd me when i was little will shinji the their eyes out. but nobody would ever come to my funeral so never mind

S: i'm gonna need one of those hairy fan thingys too...>.> forgot the name already
L: -_- harisen
S: i'll just call it hairy-fan
L: -_-
S: gonna smack ya wit a hairy fan lmao
L: *smacks shel w/ a metal harisen
S: rotf
S:
S:
L: lmao tasuki from fushigi yuugi uses a metal harisen
L: he says rekka shinen n fire comes out
S: kewlies
S: i want one >.> pleease make me a fiery hairy fan!
S: pw]eease wuv ^_^
L: -_-
S: <.< whu?
S: T_T pwease i wuveth u! all u needs is some metal stuff...n fire...n cheesecake..

L: Brig: i'm cold
L: me too i'm not wearing pants Brig: ..whoa more info then need
S: lmao
S: i'm interested too.. u can't have pants off and babysittin
L: Chaz: I'M NOT WEARING PANTS EITHER!

[Linalin]

E: Eli
L: me

E: i know who your baby daddy is!
E: the real one!
L: really!?
E: yes and well tell you right after these commercial breaks, weel be right back and im maury!
L: hahaha
E: ok the dna tes results are in
E: your real baby daddy is.............
E: CHEF! from south park
L: hahahaha oh [edit], damn those chocolate salty balls. they're irresistable
E: i know...hes my baby daddy too
L: damn he's got some child support payments to make
E: hell ya
E: he owes me like 63 cents! how the hell can i feed hid children when he doesnt pay his 63 cents a month? huh? TELL MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
L: instant ramen
E: thats so crazy it just might work!

[Shelyuki]

S: Shel
L: Lina
C: Chaz
CW: Curtis
A: Andy
J: Jordan
K: Kris

C: i'm sitting at home on the computer
C: typing stories about me and my friends climbing into ovens that transport us through time
C: *sigh*
C: it don't get no better than this

L: i think the biggest problem w/ yyh yaoi is that toguro's bro could turn himself into a dildo
L: that's just wrong
J: XP
S: hahaha si
L: <.< dude i should so get a gojyo action figure n make a video w/ trunks
L: ^.^ post that on the net
J: >.>
S: haha u should
L: lol shel you really should see me play w/ dolls w/ my usual amount of insanity
L: it's crazy
L: you didn't see 1/2 of it over seth's party
J: no...
S: i'm not in the least bit surprised
L: lol j you were laughing
J: you didn't even see a forth
L: lol
J: [remembers Trunks humping her chair]
L: lmao
S: >.>
L: you liked it. he liked it. we liked it.
S: haha
J: <.<
J: I never denied it.
L: lol
L: gods is it gonna be bad when they bring out more anime plushies

L: lina's a smart cookie, that's not to be eaten
J: [shakes head]
S: *mimics*
L: i am too! and flcl flavored!

S: opponent: next i'll send out my...
yugi: hold up dude i gotta take a sh*t

CW: *andy chibis glomp woman*
J: [nervous laugh]
K: *woman screams*
S: she'll be dead in 2 minutes
J: seriously

CW: demonic curt: SEND ME THE YURI!!!

C: cause after i was crucified, i didn't die on that cross
C: the anger built up inside me until i became "HULK-JESUS"!!!
S: lmao

L: *does the harlem shake to open up your mind remix
S: >.>
K: lol
S: i seriously gotta c that
L: you never will
S: damn

C: my hentacles would wiggle in... satisfaction
A: what
S: lmao
A: how muny henticals do you have
C: i have 94...
L: whoa
S: wow
C: yes
A: all in working order
C: i can please a bus-full of helpless anime girls

I'll probably post more as I find em.

[Linalin]

Hahaha this is one I just had about Brigid. Please don't think bad about me.

B = Brigid (Angel in Blood)
L = me

L: when you come back, read my info and tell me what you think please [my star wars pick-up lines btw]
B: k
B: hahah
B: did you make that?
L: yeah i have a couple more n i'm gonna make more
L: i'm a sad sad girl
B: lol
L: Much fear in you sense I do, easy take it, gentle I am.
Padme, they should call you pet me...me-ow.
The force is in my pants.
My lightsaber's special. (refers to mace windu since he does have a special lightsaber)
B: holdon im listen to blink
B: and its hard to read and listen
L: k
L: haha for you
B: i mean keep takling just like..im tring to find lyrics for my info
B: and so i need to listen close to waht they say
L: ah ok
B: haha, wow how much [edited because we're not allowed to promote this...although we're not, just to be safe] do you watch?
L: hahaha more than any guy i know
B: lol
L: sadly true and my uncle's collection's pretty big
B: damn
L: hey at least i watch and don't do though nor do i actually [lala] which is sad.  i just watch for who knows what reason
B: haha
L: i am searching for weapons of mass destruction!
B: really!
B: lol
L: i have found them too, the Serbs call them "hentacles" they are these tentacle like penises that [bad lala no!] schoolgirls in [not promoting]
L: they're dangerous
B: lmao
L: haha i know where the weapons are and bush doesn't because he who is addicted to dragonball z thinks it comes from china
L: dumbass
B: lol.. wow you sound like you are smoken something over there
L: haha no, i came up with a theory on the real reason behind the war a couple days ago
L: i think i have cabin fever
B: me too
L: i posted it on the forum, but no one's gotten around to readin it yet XP
L: [url=http://linalin.proboards40.com/index.cgi?board=random&action=display&thread=1116025354]theory[/url]
B: riiight
B: i think if you stick your head out the broken window you'll feel much better
L: nah i'll go outside on the porch for a bit tomorrow i don't want my window to break anymore or get stuck again
B: ah
L: remember when cabin fever made me have sex dreams about [SECRET]
B: lmao yeah!
B: hahaha
L: haha it's not that bad yet, that was some crazy stuff
B: water just came out of my nose
B: becuz oyu said that
L: haahaaha sorry
B: wow lol
L: this actually put me in a good mood
L: haha im glad

[Angel In Blood_666]

B-brigid
L-lina

my chat about not having chats

B: d*mn it
B: im p*ssed
L: why
B: i have all them old chats saved on a disk
B: but i cant put the disk into my computer
B: becuz there anit a place for them
B:
B: im talking about our great old ones
L: dude! same here! that sucks that they stopped makin cpus w/ floppy disk drives and didn't bother to tell us
B: i know
B: wtf!?!?
B: you have buy it
B: gay
L: people did still use them and they're more convenvient than those flash disk things which hold a lot, but also cost a f*ckin lot
B: gay
L: b*st*rds
B: word
L: homey


.....i swear alot sorries