The REAL reason behind the war

[Linalin]

I have a new theory...

Well, we all know that the government doesn't want us to know that sunflowers survive by eating babies. Well, I believe the don't want us to know the truth because they're planning on planting billions of sunflowers in Iraq. "Why" you ask. It's because G-W wants something else to snack on because of the assassination attempt with the pretzels made by Elvis. Don't eat the sunflower seeds!

[ayuspeed]

I have some more information!

The Truth of Area 51:

The truth is, area 51 is the home of one of the US government's most controversial facilities. The sunflower farms, and even more controversial the Baby Factories. In order to grow their sunflower "army" (we will get into the fighting capabilites of sunflowers later) they must have a vast supply of babies. But how do they do that? The baby factories of course! What does the government REALLY do when it catches prostitutes? Send them over to the 'ol Baby Factories, that's what! They are also doing studies on what may be the superior race to which the sunflowers prefer ... but that's another story.