Ninja or Pirates?

[Linalin]

I saw this shirt the other day that read "Pirates are cooler than Ninja" and it got me thinking "Which are cooler?", so perhaps you could help me out.

Personally I am a big fan of both..., but I have to go for the Pirates because they get more booty and everyone needs booty (and Pirate jokes are a lot better than Ninja jokes).

[mikikitty]

so haaaaaaaaaaaaaard, but I'll choose Pirates because of Johnny Depp.

[SquallStrife]

The ninja, but I'm not sure why.

[Linalin]

Come on, people! or

[Shelyuki]

Ninja. They have cooler songs themed after them.

Example: Go, Ninja Go, Ninja Go ;D -Vanilla Ice singing in that one teenage mutant ninja turtles movie
&
Ninja of the Night
In the confusion of a smoke bomb,
I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice.
I could jump roof to roof, and get my friends free cable
It's bad-a$$!

[Jordan]

[alchemy]

Pirates of course.