P'erv~en~Ciel

[Linalin]

Here's some stuff that will amuse you and it's real. Trust me I can't come up with something this good.

[ HYDE ]
Konbanwa~! L'Arc~en~Ciel desu! Have you all been good? Let's [explicit]! Fu~CK! f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck[explicit]!

Konbanwa~! L'Arc~en~Ciel de~~su! Were you waiting like good kids? Today we'll love as you much as that! Let's have sex! Let's have sex~! Let's have sex~!

[ KEN ]
Hey, didn't we suddenly get a lot more male fans? Did you have sex change operations?!

Okay, from now on I'll leave that kind of talk to hyde. Yesterday he said stuff like "shake your hips" *laughs* You know he thinks about his fans when he masturbates!

Yesterday we had a break. I was thinking about something. If I had breasts, what kind would they be? Who thinks I would have huge breasts? Who thinks I would have small breasts? I thought about what kind the other members would have, but I have a poor imagination. Who think Tetsu would have beautiful breasts? Who thinks Yukkie would have amazing breasts because he's an amazing drummer? (not many people put their hands up). Ah... so rather, he would have a flat chest because of drumming, right? Okay, who
thinks hyde would be blessed with not only a wonderful face, but also wonderful breasts?

[ TETSU ]
Today I have lots of different stuff. What's this? Do you want to eat my zuchinni? And my mango? Banana!

Second Floor~! First Floor~! Arena~! Who wants to eat my banana? Today I brought lots of things. My mango! And banana! And... is this a black banana? Oh, it's an eggplant. *throws them* *eats last banana in one bite*

(calling for cheers) Third Floor! Huh? Is that where the third floor is? Second Floor! Arena~! Minna genki? Do you want to eat my banana? Today it's black... *throws black "bananas" and normal bananas*. Actually they're not black bananas, they're eggplants. Do you know golden kiwifruit? They're really sweet. The black banana is bitter.

[Hyde interrupting] "That kind of talk belongs backstage."

Do you want to eat my banana? *throws banana* Do you want to hear the rest of the song? Do you?



Hahahahaha I love Laruku!

[Shelyuki]

XD They're awesome.

You know he thinks about his fans when he masturbates! < Bet that line made lots of people happy.

[Linalin]

Shelyuki said:

XD They're awesome.

You know he thinks about his fans when he masturbates! < Bet that line made lots of people happy.

;D made me happy!

[Jordan]

Hahaha. Made me pretty damn happy, too. (I got one of the best mental images EVER!!)

I think Hyde and Tetsu would have nice breasts. XD
Ken...well... I think he'd have big boobs. Seems like he would, y'know? Though, I bet he'd have tons of fun with 'em no matter what size they'd be.

[Rai the Space Samurai]

Pevertedness makes me all fuzzy inside!

[Jordan]

>.> I bet.

[Curtle]

Wow. Today his bannana is black? Are you telling me it's a color changing rainbow rod?

[Jordan]

Don'tcha know? Tetsu is MAGIC!

[Linalin]

Tis an eggplant. He even said it, he just kept callin it a black banana. If you didn't catch that you should have at least caught on that they're bitter. Black bananas are sweeter, tis what's best used in banana bread.

[Jordan]

Even so, I still think Tetsu is MAGIC!

[Linalin]

I've actually been thinking about what their breasts would be like. I imagine Tetsu's would actually be abnormally large like mine. Hyde would have a great C rack, not too big, not too small. Just enough to play with, but not sprain your thumb. Ken would probably have small-medium sized breasts, then get implants, and play with them all the time. Yukki-chan would have the small breasts. I can't imagine him with any other.